John Smith's

Just a few rules to live by,
which I believe we would do well to apply.
It is disrespectful to be late,
especially if you are on a date,
mind your P’s and Q’s
then your honour you will not lose.
When asking always say please,
more so when down on your knees,
say ‘thank you’ when receiving,
and ‘goodbye’ when leaving,
always watch your table manner,
speak with the correct grammar.
Dress appropriately for an occasion,
engage in polite conversation,
listen before speaking,
and don’t be caught sleeping.
Finally, try not to be shy.
Just a few rules to live by.